I am starting to think that my sleeping pills put me out for longer than I thought.. days..weeks.. possibly even years? At some point I went to bed a young, firm, slim girl who was full of life, and woke up old, a little (may I stress little) saggy and excited about the prospect of the ITV drama at 9 on a Monday evening.. Midsomers Murders on weekday afternoons... and even more shockingly, last night.. I found myself laughing out loud (or lol'ing) to Piers Morgan's interview with John Prescott!
This morning I wrote a wish-list... the list 'used' to consist of designer handbags, make up and lavish trips to Ibiza... todays lists a blender (state of the art), bio oil and John Prescotts autobiography....
I may use this blog as I kind of a plea... if anyone knows where the last 12 years went, do let me know.. if found please return to me ASAP.... except maybe 24-29 as I suspect they might be best left where there lay... which is most probably a gutter...
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